Bolloxed In Bath

New Years Eve

2007-01-03T15:53:00.000Z

Well New Years Eve started off at mine with Byron droping round. The bugger always looks at porn! So have to lock the PC.We all went to the Porter around 5pm and it was dead till about 10pm maybe the rain put people off.

So we ended up playing spin the bottle, this time I actually joined in. Due to the fact I already had a fair bit to drink with Byron.The night ended badly but i am not going to say what went on.

Goldeneye Source Beta 1

2006-12-28T17:46:00.000Z

The beta has been released at long last ! It's a bit buggy at the moment due to the servers getting overloaded by to many people. There will be a update patch soon. It should sort out the worst problems.

The music is great and most of the levels look really nice, they still got a bit of work to do on some of the weapon models. If you give this a bit of time you will notice how much work they have put in and hopefully you will find it fun even with some of the problems. Alot of the LTK servers are now 10 mins instead of 30 mins.

http://goldeneyesource.com/

Here is a direct link to the Beta it's alot easier to install Sean - Download
You will need install Sourse SKD Base to run it as well.To do this run steam and go to tools and install it from there.Neally forgot the classic maps are also included but not all of them yet.

Christmas Time

2006-12-28T15:30:00.000Z

The weekend running up to Christmas day was a good one but maybe a bit over the top.I am just going to let the pictures do the talking this was on the Friday at the Porter.

SaturdayI ended up meeting Byron in town to do a bit of shopping and pick up some food to go round hes house. Byron decided to go early as he was feeling ill to much drink from the night before. I ended up meeting Lili in town and playing pool to kill a few hours before making our way to Byrons. We watched some sick shit like jackass again Lili would not stop eating sweets so we call her Sweet Whore now. Later on we went to Hobglobin pub.

Now for Christmas Eve this time i went to Assembly Inn but i felt rough . I tried to go home early but it was not going to be as I bumped into some old friends from school even one of them knew Sean! I then later went to the Hob and decided to run like Dan would do. It worked till I Bumped into Simon,Steve and Tim. They were all pissed !

Christmas Day I remember why i don't stay at home anymore. It was depressing Dan why did you have to leave for London we need have our curry's back !

Matt has left the Country !

2006-12-16T10:37:00.000Z

On Wednesday Matt found out he was leaving for Austria to go and work out there till April.The lucky bugger will be able to go snowboarding. Alot of us managed to meet Matt just in time before he went on hes way.

Matt had to leave quite early at around 7 to get a coach to the airport and sleep there over night to get a plane the next morning. We all stayed at the Porter and played pool and I don't actually have any photo's because I was chatting to Lili all evening.

Party!

2006-12-11T19:52:00.000Z

I had a free house last weekend and decided on having a small party round mine on the Friday night.It started out slowly Sean was difficult as usually but he did come out after hearing he could get a lift with Spratt the lazy shit.A few hours go by Sean has gone home and so had Simon. It got a bit out hand as usually. Here are some picture in order of the night.

Simon and the football thug. Lili gave us some chocolates from Hungary.Very nice!

Lili and Izzie

Ian in shorts!

Pile on!

Spratt rubbed coal all over matts face!

Steve got pushed over and Dan had passed out.
Spratt and Byron put flour over him in the morning!

I would rather forget what Matt was doing in the morning!!

Disappionted

2006-12-04T14:09:00.000Z

Well I've not bloged in a while due to my own lazyness. So what have I been up to . Well I have seen Casino Royale and the Borat film. I was disappointed with both film's more so with the Casino Royale. Due to the weather being bad most of the time we are limited to where we can ride it just to dangerous as the tracks turn into ice rinks. So I have been doing cross country over near landsdown on some bridleways. I get some funny looks from people when riding back through town as I'm covered in mud.

Last Friday I went to Ian's and ended up playing pool till around 9 pm and then moved onto the Porter to meet Izzie it was meant to be Lili's birthday but here grandma had died so here family had to fly back to Hungary to sort the funeral out. Kay and Sam turned up Spratt was ill so he stay at home! We ended up going to another pub that I have never been to before, no one actually told me it was a gay pub till I walked through the door as it gave me a small shock. They did some good cocktails at only £4 quid for 2 but I can't see my self going back. The reason we went to pub was to try and get one of Kay's friends hooked up with someone but all he did was to piss off a butch lesbian. God she was ugly as fuck and had a temper too.

Alex's/Daisy Birthday

2006-11-20T14:37:00.000Z

On Friday it was Alex's Birthday most of us meet up at the Bell. We then later moved on Green Park Tavern to see Alex.It was also Daisy's Birthday and they had hired out the back room.Where they had a DJ and laser show going on.

Byron is wearing Owens glasses and Kay is wearing mine

Mr D's

Green Park Tavern

Lili

It's odd how Dan and Owen seem to visit Bath on the same weekend's.

Saturday I went round to Sean's to see Dan and ended up playing lemmings and Monkey Balls, while that was happening Sean and Dan were taking picutres of me with Sean's Weapons pointed at my head heres just one of those pictures.Sean to can be so up tight I'm surpisedI can drink water at hes and Dan it was a shame I only meet you for a few hours. Maybe I could come down to London sometime when I have some money.

Sick Film

2006-11-14T10:55:00.000Z

Well the weekend started out by visited Sean for a hour before heading off into town. The usually crowd was out at the Porter.Saturday night I went up to Ian's and then onto the Bell. This time I meet up with Phill I've not seen this fucker in ages.

Sunday I went for a ride again down Hanham, we took the train this time and managed to not pay for the journey either way, no one came round selling tickets:]. In the evening Byron dropped round to do some college work but instead we watched a film called Dirty Sanchez movie if you don't know already it's a British version of Jackass. http://www.dirtysanchezthemovie.co.uk/

I could not actually watch it all the way through as I felt it had gone to far compared to the Tv show and felt actually sick in places. Byron seem to love it the sicko so I watched planet earth instead while he watched the rest of it on the computer using the headphones.

I have been watching a Tv show called Jericho. It's a drama about what happens when a nuclear mushroom cloud suddenly appears on the horizon, plunging the residents of a small, peaceful Kansas town into chaos, leaving them completely isolated and wondering if they're the only Americans left alive.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/jericho/

Hanham - Bristol

2006-11-06T13:31:00.000Z

The weekend started off going to the Hobgoblin pub where I meet a few friends.I noticed how cold it was riding into town compared to the week before as i had to wear gloves! We all ended up playing pool, one of the matches was against the men and the women. The women tried to put us off by putting tits in our face or slapping my arse. We won the game anyway.

A little later on I went up the Porter but I went home early. As I was going to Wales Saturday morning for a ride. The only problem I had was to wake up early to meet people in Bristol to get a lift up.I ended up not going in the end as felt rather tired. So me and Byron went for a ride at a local track on the edge of Bristol called Hanham.It's a small unofficial downhill track that anyone can do.

This guy face planted the floor.Luckly he had a full face helmet.

Byron

Saturday night I went to the porter again to find Spratt and Kay taking the piss out of each other.I guess Spratt was a little pissed! Later on we ended up a St James Wine Vaults to watch a Band.It's a shame the pool table is no longer free.

We went to Hanham on Sunday this time matt taged along. There were some Chavs on a mini moto bike! As I was doing the last run of the day one of the stupid chavs came up the track on the bike and forced me to bail off or crash into him as he did not notice me!

Box

2006-10-30T12:28:00.000Z

Well I don't have much to say Sean :].As I did not go out Friday night and Saturday I just went out to the Bell for a couple of pints and found Spratt outside in hes car drinking cans! The reason I did not stay was to go riding the next day.

Early Sunday morning we went to Box where there is an old quarry you can mess around in for a few hours, Matt and Ralph came along,Matt did nothing but just talk on hes phone other then that it was good days ride.

Bell

2006-10-24T10:51:00.000Z

Saturday night I ended up at Seans, for dinner we had pasty's and potato wedges while watching a film called Click. This film never seem to get going and Sean decided to chat to people on msn about half way through the film. You were right the film was shit.

I left before the film actually finished to head down to the Bell. We ended up having a lock in. As it was someones birthday. A couple of people decided to dance on top the of Bar. They both fell off the bar about 5 mins later. One of them had cracked their back of there head on something as you could see blood on there neck.

Porter Butt

2006-10-21T16:18:00.000Z

We all went down to the Porter Butt last night to see some band I wish I knew the name. I decided to leave them to it and go up to the Porter to meet Byron. We ended doing some game where we pass ice between our lips with some random women.We all left the Porter at closing time this is where things go bad.

It seems one of my friends got into a fight outside. No idea what started it off but I had my D lock taken off me while I was unlocking the bike and he had gone after him with it. I had to take it off him and try break up the fight. The guy was threating to stab him, but only a few punches were throw at least. While this was going on I managed to drop my wallet losing £30 and both of my cards. :{

A locking good time

2006-10-18T20:49:00.000Z

Well the weekend started off going round to Seans and watching My name is earl before entering town to meet up with some friends.

I meet up with a few people at Bell before moving onto the Porter. Where I meet Bryon and a few people from hes college. I had to leave them for a little while but when I came back I found Byron & Matt having some orgy with 2 women. Even the bar stuff commented on this while I was at the bar!

Around 2 am we all left the porter Byron took my bike & crashed it twice. It was rather funny to watch him trying to bunnyhop up a kerb and seeing he face on it.

Next morning I went home to find we were going on another search for mushrooms. We ended up over at Cheddar again but we had no luck after 3 hrs of walking around but it was nice to get out of Bath.

Saturday night I had a free house so I had few people round. Sean ended up getting some tits in hes face by some random girl. There was also another girl that was a bit crazy and would say cunt all the time or fuck not sure which but I expect it's both.I was meant to go riding on Sunday but was to hungover and that means no football as well!

Some poor sod with a bike lock. (Sean would of turned into some raging punk if that had happened to him.)

Magic Mushrooms

2006-10-10T11:23:00.000Z

Last night out the blue Spratt and a few others turned up round mine to go magic mushroom picking. So we decided on the Mendips near Cheddar, the first stop was Stock hill woods but we ended up getting losted for about an hour as it was pitch black! We eventually found a main road and realized it was quite a walk to where we had left the car.We searched high & low at a numbers of places but never found a single magic mushroom. We may end trying to find some this weekend with hopefully more luck this time round.

On another note Spratt is thinking about writing a book about hes life as a pisshead.

Cwmcarn

2006-10-09T11:06:00.000Z

I’ve decided to the change FrontPage as I don’t like it how it was. I hope you like it Sean & Dan. Sean if you hate it be my guest and knock something up.

On Saturday I decided to call on Sean and Dan. They proceeded to force me to make a blog and watch an awful England game.

We wondered into town later that evening to have a meal out. Just before I left I had to unlock the bike & catch them up but I sort of expected them to disappear and they did after reading Sean’s site. I nearly buggered off at this point to meet someone else but decided to try and find them.

We meet goater at Sainsbury’s and managed to decide on where to go. We ended up at a place called Garfunkles the meal was ok and the service for Dan, well he got he pint of coke after the meal.

After the meal I left them at Garfunkles to meet Kay up at the Porter, but know one was there expect for a couple of people I meet the night before and ended up with them most of the evening. As I was riding the next day over at place called Cwmcarn in Wales near Newport I went home early to check out this downhill track. - Cwmdown

The track was about 3 -5 mins long the only problem was the walk up, it took about 40 fucking minutes. The second problem was the uplift service was fully booked so ended up just doing the bottom half of the track and some how managed to get in 2 full runs. It was a great track it made me think of France all over again. Here are a few pictures.

Where are the fucking Chair lifts ! Bollox I'm not in France.

Doing the big berm at the bottom of the track

Random rider

View across to the channel

On the way home

Daninthemix is in Bath

2006-10-07T16:56:00.000Z

Ive been forced to create a blog by Dan & Sean about being pissed in Bath at the weekends. Dan is down for the weekend from london as I meet the bugger at the train station before going onto Seans.

Some news came to light that Watkins has a girlfriend & Goater is a pisshead. He drinks a bottle of wine every weekend round Seans.

I decided to leave the fools to their own devices & go into town to see some other friends. First stop was the Porter, Spratt looked like he had pissed him self with beer all down hes front and Byron would not stop feeling me up after hiting him a number of times. We decided to leave the Porter as it was so busy & go to the Bell as it's more chilled out.

Cockbag or known as Matt decided to spend £10 of mine instead of buying me a drink & he did this to Spratt the bastard! Later on I decided to go a club called Moles on my own till closing time the end.